Ace of Spades...AIDS
Adam and Eve...Believe
Advice from Mother...Rubber (contraception)
Air Force...Sauce
Air Miles...Piles
Airs and Graces...Faces
Al Caponed...Stoned
Al Pacino...Cappucino
Alan Ladd ...Bad
Alan Whicker...Knicker (a pound)
Albert Halls...Balls
Alf Garnet...Barnet (hair)
Ali G...Pee
Andy Pandy...Dandy
Ann Frank...Wank (masturbate)
Ant n Decs...Oral sex
Anthony Blunt...Cunt
Apple Core...Score (£20)
Apple Fritter...Shitter (arse)
April in Paris...Aris (arse)
Aunt Mabel...Table
Aylsebury Duck...Fuck
Babe Ruth....Truth
Back and Front....Cunt
Bacon Bits....Tits (breasts)
Bacon Sarnie....Pakistani
Bag for Life....Wife
Bag of Sand....Grand (£1000)
Bag of Yeast....Priest
Baked Bean....Queen
Baked Potata....See you later
Barnet Fair....Hair
Beating Heart....Tart
Bernie Flint....Skint (broke)
Bill Murray....Curry
Billy Ray Cyrus....Virus
Bit o' Luck....Fuck
Blackpool Rock....Cock
Bloody Mary....Hairy
Boat Race....Face
Bow and Arra....Para (paranoid)
Brad Pitt....Shit
Brahms and Liszt....Pissed (drunk)
Brass Flute....Prostitute
Bread and Honey....Money
Bread Knife....Wife
Bricks and Mortar....Daughter
Bristol City....Titty (breast)
Brown Bread....Dead
Bullseye....Fifty pounds
Butcher's Hook....Look
Cabin Cruiser....Boozer
Canary Wharf....Dwarf
Carving Knife....Wife
Casa Blanca....Wanker
Century....100
Chandelier....Queer
Chew the fat....Chat
Cinderella....Stella (beer)
Clark Kent....Bent
Clickety Click....Sixty six
Cobbler's Awls....Balls
Cock Sparrow....Barrow
Cock Linnet....Minute (time)
Cocoa....Say so
CORN ON THE COB....Knob (penis)
Cozzer's....Cops
Cream Crackered....Knackered (tired)
Crown Jewels....Tools
Cupid Stunt....Stupid cunt
Cynthia Paine....Rain

 

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